February 2012
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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We are definitely planning on getting in a little trouble. The only problem is...
– Kendall Schmidt on One Direction (via nickelodeonkids)
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no tears, just beers: therewasabomb:... →
therewasabomb:
itsmakingchampionsad:
therewasabomb answered your question: GUYS WHAT SHOULD I DRINK TONIGHT??? RED WINE, HOME-BREWED BEER, OR JAMESON AND PEPSI?
Doesn’t matter what you drink, as long as you sit on AIM/bbm with me and be ridiculous all night? Yes? Yes.
Well. I mean. Invited is good too.
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operabate replied to your post: hunger gamessss (because my box set just came in the mail and I’m in class so I’m peeeeeing my pants!!!)
I wish I could reblog this, because EVERYTHING you said about Gale is spot on perfect. He is one of the most frustrating characters for me. He just lacks empathy for everything about Katniss’ situation (and everything that doesn’t effect him, really)
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thisisitboysthisiswar asked: hunger gamessss (because my box set just came in the mail and I'm in class so I'm peeeeeing my pants!!!)
Name a fandom you know I know and I'll tell you →
youkais:
1. The first character I first fell in love with 2. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now 3. The character everyone else loves that I don’t 4. The character I love that everyone else hates 5. The character I used to love but don’t any longer 6. The character I would totally smooch 7. The character I’d want to be like 8. The character I’d slap 9. A pairing that I...
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The Faberry victory is about more than the rise of fan-based communities; it’s...
– -Heather Hogan on AfterEllen
I don’t have feelings about Glee ships at all, basically, and this article still made me cry. Thank you, Heather Hogan, for saying all the things about fandom that no one else will say.
(via therewasabomb)
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we have more thoughts! maybe you should read them.
therewasabomb:
Two new Schneiderverse blogs, D&J ones this time, here and here!
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me: I really can't stay
my hunger games book: but baby, there are cliffhangers inside
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so tumblr, i just had this brilliant idea.
therewasabomb:
It is too late now to write this for my recastbigbang hey, guys, remember how recastbigbang is still happening and stuff? we should really get on that. but. BUT.
Do you know what would be the most perfect, heartbreaking, gutwrenching recast AU of all time?
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
With Drake Bell and Josh Peck as the lead roles.
You’re welcome, Tumblr, feel free...
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